Last week, when a man named Dre met a girl and got what he thought was her number, he was met with a long-winded surprise. The person on the other end of his soon-to-be sexts was writer Joe Veix of Death and Taxes. Instead of breaking it to him quickly, Joe decided to write back and forth with Dre. As it turns out, Dre may not be much of a pickup artist, but quite the artist, nonetheless.
